ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square194linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Kfile-text
arrow-up11.02KimageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square194linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoWith God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
minus-squareknown_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-squareKellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
minus-squarePolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
With God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.