Take the day off, it's Mother's Day

ZeroCool@vger.social · 5 months ago

Take the day off, it's Mother's Day

_number8_@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

i’m also curious what the pornhub traffic / stats are for today. feels weird to jerk off today. just like on thanksgiving. father’s day not great either.

havokdj@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Bro your dad is literally going to eat and rail your mom later and you think it is weird to whack one off today?

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

More like his mom is going to get his dad to give her the bidness

Source : I made my own milf and she wants dick.

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I made one too and she just wants sleep and for me to clean the house.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

oof, one of them sex negative feminists.

Nah, joking aside, different people want different things at different times. I spent time with the baby and cleaning the kitchen etc as well.

Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz · 5 months ago

Probably a good day for Mom related content.

Entropywins@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Yeah, but think of all the step moms stuck in dryers…

Moops@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Felt fine to me ;)