• Crikeste@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Useful idiots? Who’s the one buying the lies of the fossil fuel industry?

    Sounds like you’re the one being used.

    You rich? You better be. Otherwise leopards love faces.

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      5 months ago

      Being rich isn’t going to save your beachfront property from the next super hurricane. The leopards will be eating everyone’s faces.

      • Veneroso@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        But Lord Emperor Trump sold me this Bible and said that the Lord wouldn’t flood the earth again!?

        Also this hat, whenever I wear it, people key my Ford F150.

        Jokes on you Prius! You can have all the vegan fart sniffing you want while I roll coal!

        'Murica!

        (Also /s)