What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
2 inches of what? If it’s hair, I’m disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
average day in LA
Losing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
I know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is “in” a unit of weight?
I meant inches around your torso
That’s a really weird way to measure one’s fitness. Still, exhaling takes less than 3 seconds! /s
A better way to measure your fitness is to drink copiously and see how long it takes you to recover
/s
Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn’t around to see this
Hmm. How much? I’ve got a few extra lying around.
My problem is while I am pretty sure I’m soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn’t exist.
neat, douglas hofstader is in town
incredible book.
