MacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agorulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1179
arrow-up1179imagerulelemmy.worldMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 months agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agojust have one funnel cake… eating contest.
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.