MacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 days agorulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1179
arrow-up1179imagerulelemmy.worldMacedWindow@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 days agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·28 days agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up23·28 days agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·28 days agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-square𝙁𝙌𝙌𝘿@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·28 days agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·28 days agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·28 days agojust have one funnel cake… eating contest.
minus-squareYarHarSuperstar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
What if I want to gain two inches?
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
🍪🍪🍪🍪
How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I don’t have to inches?
You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.