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Smarf Durden@lemmy.world to Catposting@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months ago

What you doin’

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What you doin’

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Smarf Durden@lemmy.world to Catposting@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    Dying – with style.

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    I think it’s pretty obvious in the picture.

    I’m biting a dude’s neck.

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    Submitting to my cat daddy

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      deleted by creator

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        Everything is porn if you’re horny enough

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          deleted by creator

          • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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            Damn, that quote is hot

  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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    Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn’t know that was my distraction skeleton.

  • civil_drive@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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    Pet the kitty.

    • J4g2F@lemmy.ml
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      It already get my in this situation, maybe it gets my out of it to.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      spicy kitty

  • ghostrider2112@lemmy.world
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    First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

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      He was going to start at your asshole anyway.

      • ghostrider2112@lemmy.world
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        Wouldn’t be the first time…

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        Can I shower first?

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    Die

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    Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

    Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

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    Jazz hands.

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    I fixed you’re post 😤

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      The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.

  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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    Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.

  • the_q@lemm.ee
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    Reaching up and petting that kitty… Also thanking them for doing what I’m too afraid to do.

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    Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?

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    The tiger’s bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.

    Even if my neck doesn’t get snapped, the tiger’s teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries

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