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spujb@lemmy.cafe to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

five bullet points or so

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five bullet points or so

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spujb@lemmy.cafe to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Context: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/doge/elon-musk-says-federal-workers-must-justify-work-resign-rcna193340

Stolen from: https://henshaw.social/@jon/114056506761671831

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      Wait . . . Can anyone just email them?

      Hmmm.

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        Great idea

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        Gimmie the address

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          It’s literally been in every single news release about these antics, including this one.

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            Oops, I’m stupid uwu

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    You forgot “used one of my 13 children as a human shield because I was worried about the windows in the oval office.”

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    deleted by creator

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      i thought that was implied

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        deleted by creator

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          Her vagina, I’d imagine.

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    Mmmm five bullets for Elon, yeah that should make a point. Hope I got this right, english is not mt first langage.

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      rimshot

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        Rimfire?

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          Brimstone?

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      I want to be the first person to summit Mt. First Language.

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    • adjusted rifle sights 3" to the right at 500’.
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    Would be a shame if the only ones who read that email are Grok and Lemmy

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    What’s the context for being humiliated by astronauts?

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      He argued with the on station commander about the utility of the ISS and said that astronauts were removeded. Fucking astronauts.

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        ty! further reading: https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/20/elon-musk-iss-deorbit-00205268

        cc @[email protected]

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    What if you don’t use the hate filled protestant platform and don’t get the message? Is that also considered a heinous offence that you should resign for? Hardly seems like that should fairly be considered an official communication channel…

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      sir, this is a mastodon

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        lemmytodon

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      hate filled protestant platform

      You mean a church?

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      gurl what

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        Misfire. My apologies. Didn’t notice my phone keyboard and I don’t get along too well… See my other message in reply to myself.

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      Ha, my phone keyboard mangled what I wrote.I’ve no idea where "protestant " came from.

      The hate filled platform to which I was referring, was X.

      My point was that it’s crazy employees are expected to monitor X to know if they need to take action or would be out of a job if not

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        ah i see. this was an email, not a twitter thing though, per the article:

        The email, sent from the Office of Personnel Management and shared with NBC News, asked employees to send approximately five bullet points listing what they accomplished this week, cc’ing their managers. The email requested that employees not send any classified information, links or attachments and said employees must respond by a deadline of Monday at 11:59 p.m. ET. src

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          I must have missed that bit. Got myself all messed up over the wrong thing

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