CW: Carbrain out the wazoo
The Cybertruck then became the right vehicle for me In 2024, a few months after my Model 3 lease ended, I knew I wanted to purchase my next car. Since the vehicle is technically for my business, it needed to be big enough for a specific tax code. The Cybertruck was the only one that fit the bill.
This is the real joke in this story. She bought it because they rigged the tax cuts in favor of musky and the auto industry. She’s dumb though, everything she is saving on expenses she dumped on the truck.
This actually started with Bush. I worked for some asshats that went and bought a Hummer for the company right after this went into affect.
there were other options that didn’t obviously support a nazi. by the time they started shipping it was clear who this person was. you had other options from ford, rivian, and gm. you chose not to take them for some reason
To be clear, I bought the truck before he became a polarizing political figure.
In 2024
*In 2021.
She got the truck in 2024, the rental car in 2021. Still would have been an insane self-own, but 2024 is way crazier
Oh yeah, you’re right. I was confused because she mentioned driving it for 3 years. Severe self-own!
When you knowingly and willingly drive a Swastikar, you’re going to receive negative attention.
Because people doesn’t know how useful the Swastikar is, they do everything that a chinese car do, cost more money but is not chinese!
I first turned to Tesla because I needed a car with self-driving features
They then go on to explain that the long drives were making them tired.
Or:
I’m overworking myself so much that even just traveling was forcing me to drive to the point of exhaustion.
Ever think maybe we’re headed in a bad direction with self-driving…
Wouldn’t need to work so hard if you weren’t making massive car payments
…or didn’t live in end stage capitalism where it’s impossible to afford anything.
Over the next three years, Ma’Lady and I drove more than 35,000 miles
SHE’S ACTING LIKE DRIVING 20 MINUTES AWAY IS GOING TO KILL HERShe spent all this breath talking about her exhaustion driving all over the place and then I got to this part and I had to count the zeros to make sure I read it right.
I’m a psychologist who drives all over Arizona to do psychological assessments.
She has to drive a monster truck to appointments???
my self-driving Cybertruck helps reduce my
exhaustionlifespan.… and the lifespans of those around me.
I know 2 people, completely separate and accross the country from each other that have wrecked due to autopilot failures or errors or whatever. I know this is ultimately anecdotal, but it really seems like Tesla isn’t putting up pretty good numbers given my horizon.
There’s also the fact that there’s fucking nothing in Arizona to hit. The state is more than half desert.
