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Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Ech@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    “Why did the old man fall down the watering hole?” Better to leave the punchline out of the run-up, imo.

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Well said.

  • ace_garp@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Hell yes. My favourite of all time. XD

  • TastyWheat@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Alright Andy, don’t you have a door to open?

    Wait, did you hear that?

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    Because he was the CEO of a health insurance company.

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      2 years ago

      I understand the elation, but the joke doesn’t work…

      • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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        Neither does the private health insurance industry

    • Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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      The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

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      Removed by mod

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