An example of what I mean:
I, in China, told an English speaking Chinese friend I needed to stop off in the bathroom to “take a shit.”
He looked appalled and after I asked why he had that look, he asked what I was going to do with someone’s shit.
I had not laughed so hard in a while, and it totally makes sense.
I explained it was an expression for pooping, and he comes back with, “wouldn’t that be giving a shit?”
I then got to explain that to give a shit means you care and I realized how fucked some of our expressions are.
What misunderstandings made you laugh?
I was on a voice call with a friend, and people who are familiar with me know that I’ll end specific sentences with “eh” when others would use “yeah” or “you know?” instead. For example, “How times have changed, eh?” and “How’d your assignment go eh?”
They took it to mean “what?” or “pardon?” each time, and they asked me if I was confused, and I explained what it meant to them. It was funny in the sense that I assumed people knew what it meant but then I realized some people might actually find it confusing!
Drag got used to this as a kid playing Animal Crossing. Blathers keeps on saying wot at the end of half his sentences. Drag supposes some people just like to sound confused.