Also, I heard he was getting pegged by Luigi on that fateful day. Talk about the perfect alibi if it wasn’t for the fact he’s to embarrassed to admit he landed one of the hottest catches.

He’s literally patting himself for doing the best job he could instead of bowing out sooner.

It’s unFORTUNatE because they aren’t currently making a fortune from it.

Someone wake Biden up, he might be upset at this.

Hell, I remember during Trump’s term they basically waxed a protestor as he was going to work. My guess is McDonald’s didn’t want the bad press of a shooting on their property.

Don’t let an unfortunate genocide go to waste

• The Business leaders who are very sad

I’m sure the Dems can embarrass people without shame to do something good for a change./s

And a functioning state government. California actually has some decent unemployment insurance, which was nice when I was laid off earlier this year. Got a job now that’s even better, so there’s that as well.

Great read, seems relevant given Mexico’s own drive to bring back domestic tortillas.

Musk would like you to know he could totally do physics but he chose to exploit people for profit instead.

Could we start a trend of drunk calling this number? I want the next release to sound like a drunk break up call.

Called and it said strawberry has two r’s.

And people wonder why Democrats are so unpopular when they’re trying to play the bases against each other.

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Doubt many CEOs shop at Walmart, otherwise it would totally be terrorism charges.

To make new nursery rhymes.

See how unracist these billionaires are to give luxury vacations to this upstanding black individual for no reason other than their amazing friendship?

laughs while taking his kids to a park on a local bike lane all built in the last few years

Buddy, I don’t identify with a political party or ideology. These are tools to deliver material gains for your community.

That’s a distinction without a meaningful difference.

RIP king.