But will I wake back up before the sun destroys our universe?

No one is forcing you to buy more games than you can play. Take some responsibility.

Always living rent-free in the minds of idiots

*POV there is a rich guy in my face. Ew, get that shit away from me

Fun fact, you don’t have to waste your time showing them your receipt. They cannot force you to do that. If you have it and just walk past them, you have nothing to worry about.

Nintendo, for once in your copyright-removeding life, please.

It’s a pleasing icon 😌

Why would they give up their control to tech companies?

When the average american’s lifespan is falling? 🤣

It’s a pain only gay sex can numb 😔

The shit flung over his head, clearly

Does that leave anyone left?

The single brand of “traditional religious beliefs” strikes again.

We need your money 👹

Good for them 🙏

How to NOT to be like this

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

In Russia, heart surgeon, #1!

:3

Rolled a 20 when making friends