Ah, I remember November 2016. The kids in the hippie dorm beat the shit out of someone on their floor because they didn’t vote.

Don’t get me wrong, Trump is a fascist. With that out of the way, just let me say that if you freak the fuck out over everything all the time, you are bound to be right every once in a while. It’s not impressive when you live your entire life in a histrionic state.

Maybe it’s just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

I don’t think you understood the prompt

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you’re into that or what

Yeah, the bottom 10%

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

dude, I fucking hate israel. but I also hate how you can’t even attempt to discuss any nuance without being called a zionist.

This comic would be a lot better if they didn’t depict the zionist/jew as a deformed sewer mutant type guy lol. Feels a little like anti-zionist jews are catching strays from this one

I’d be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped

Well, that certainly covers Christianity, Islam, and some select groups of Judaism. It’s not really fair to make such a generalization when it kind of only applies to religions that hold a majority in their respective nations.