You know what really aggravateses me is them immigants. They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain’t even bothered to learn themselfs the langwich!

Moe Syzlak

The US president reminds me of the kings of old - more so than anybody actually called a king. The kind of fawning exaltation their current and former leaders receive is way, way over the top. ‘Presidents Day’ like there’s a pantheon that needs worshipping: pathetic. The fear/respect people close-to treat them with reminds me of the servile peons under some all-powerful autocrat, and not for no reason. The power these people have is way, way, way over the top, power that - rather than helping disillusion an entire population brainwashed by the lie of superiority - wages revenge wars and swings dicks.

They invented lots of battles

It was something on the Vikings’ radar. They often used to settle differences with a slagging match. I think they also had guys who would mock the enemy prior to battle to affect morale.

What are the symbols on his halo?

In the 1820s, you’d be watching beetle documentaries, you waste of space

Or something Star Wars

That’s a massive ballache

Life is happy, baby!

Buckle up, it’s gonna be a Rainbow Ride!

Like he would anyway

Also cryptozoology: the study of cryptids (pseudo of course).

That all seems very weak.

So, once? It happens to a few others, probably.

Christ, what a bunch of contrived bollocks. Who’s the irish guy with the whiskey? Seamus? I don’t even know if he mentions it once. And his spells blowing up is just the films.

What’s the skinwalker thing from?

None of that is correct.

• The slave thing was about brainwashing and exploitation, and how it’s wrong.
• I don’t know what you’re referring to with the apartheid thing.
• The goblins are antisemitic because they have big noses? That’s been a staple of goblin anatomy since they were created.
• The main character becomes an anti dark sorcerer guy, like counterterrorism, so nothing to do with enforcing all that gubbins anyway.

Oh, and thanks for the ‘/s’. You know, otherwise I really would’ve thought you were giving it a compliment after a full paragraph of invective.

It ‘unlocked’ my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.

Google™ presents: Hunger Games

Which countries?

What has the MTV done to you, boy?