Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

“Subscribe”

One activation to rule them all.

This is so wholesome. Please, keep being kind to those kids.

Ah. Missed the subtle double-entendre.

“Maybe try fucking a couch”

Are “name checks out” posts allowed here? Beetlejuicing?