A worm

I need to check if he’s telling the truth

How many divisions does the pope have?

I think I can I think I can

They should give them dalek voices

When they killed r/all I nearly left, then when they made the “for you” tab the unswitchable default that was it. I gather they reversed that decision but I’d already deleted my account and I could see the writing on the wall anyway.

The default front-page is now so awful that I never get lost doomscrolling it like I used to. It’s literally like reading a tabloid.

She was the people’s princess

Everyone had a go

That’s ok, we’re all learning together, wie ein Gemeinschaft as you might say

Well done for both missing the joke and getting the German wrong in your correction

That is not “telling someone they’re ridiculous for not wanting/liking children” though, is it?

Nothing wrong with being child free, or pointing out that a lot of society is breeding-centric. Two wrongs don’t make a right, though

Noooooo, now they’ll never make the Paul blart sci fi reboot we all crave

Swimming in it, just call me junkie Scrooge McDuck

This must be what it feels like to have bought a house in the 1970s

Is there anything more pathetic than falsely attributing a banal quotation you like to Albert Einstein so people on the internet take it more seriously.

This one’s been doing the rounds for years but there’s a bunch

It’s a (butchered) joke from Peep Show, but I feel it captures the gist of the statement linked to by OP

“aren’t we living in a multicultural democracy, why can’t the minorities and the racists just get along and be respectful of each others’ ideas”

Absolutely pathetic response. I’m less likely to use them now than before I read this

Kissing booths are to prostitution what scratchcards are to gambling