Even if they can figure it out, the police just doesn’t give a fuck about stuff like this. They don’t take death threats or even stalking seriously. As long as you don’t have the money the chances of getting actual help is next to none.

This is not a US only thing. Couple of European countries have this kind of troglodyte police officers too.

Future mes problem:

Well, someone did a wet doodoo while speaking to the nation.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

Like I cared. Or anyone actually.

Gatekeeping books is a great sign that someone didn’t read anything but the Wikipedia synopsis just to sound smart on the internet.

Sounds like someone didn’t eat his spiders while sleeping.

A moment of silence for our crypto bros, who called everyone stupid, dumb and an agent of the status quo, all the while wrecking their finances in some of the most obvious Ponzi schemes in the history of mankind. You truly knew it better.

Seeing you go bankrupt was the funniest shit ever.

Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.

But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.

It’s more like a warning. I went to London once, it wasn’t pleasant.

I can only make assumptions. But if I would be a sociopath and bored out of my mind. I think making up this kind of shit, fabricating and pushing bullshit just to see what sticks could be something that seems like fun?

Excuse me, the what?

I think people have already proven that they rather kill their families and neighbours than experience a mild inconvenience.

The inconvenience in question here is not being able to do something unimaginably stupid.

“Too old to be a threat“

Whoever came up with this reasoning forgot to wear his thinking cap.

Well, he stabbed his mother to death, burned her body and (seemingly) tried to commit suicide.

I think it’s not that far fetched to assume he has mental issues.

Her emails. His laptop. My milkshake.

I wonder what comes next.

Every now and then the big companies get confused and do something good.

Reminds me of that one greentext when anon went outside and actually met normies for the first time. He was genuinely flabbergasted that they did talk about mundane shit and not about sex and their genitalia.

Always thought these kind of stories are just trolls having fun. Then I met one of them. Turns out monsters are real.

I remember that day. It was when a drunk Russian with a spear proved us all that Skynet has shit on humanity.

Monkey always wins.

You’re damn right.