Or a plumber.

Now do the rest of them.

I don’t care for Donald.

Wait, come back! We want to mine your humanity to make Mark into a real boy!

Thanks to the legal concept of fiduciary duty to shareholders

Imma stop you right there. That’s not a thing.

Same.

Tailpipe.

Will he though.

The Epstein class gets a convenient case of bone spurs every time there’s a draft.

Oh no how unfortunate.

He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

That’s more hives than I expected.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Isn’t he an economist?

Don’t forget Hegseth.

I was aiming for fuckcars but missed.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.

“Why would democrats do this?”

Gas prices typically include 9/10 of a cent. Just to fuck with you.