It tastes good on a peach

This guy is fourth in the line of succession for the presidency. Just something to keep in mind.

Not very appetizing though.

It’s a peel

By the way, if you run a knife down the peel and cut into it around the kiwi and then again at a 90° angle, you can just peel the skin off. Very easy.

Bird flu. So profitable.

Burn

Fuck, beat me to it!

eeewwww

Eewww

Nope. Just took this

Good ‘ol Cunnigham’s Law

I’m picturing a gigantic sushi roll on a deli slicer

But he paints now!

/s

That’s exactly what it is

Take a sip and tell us what you think

Sounds reasonable. People don’t need more eggs than they did before and could probably do with a fewer. Hoarding them hurts everyone.

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