horses may be stupid and fragile but at least they’re smart and resilient

POV: you think there’s an incorrect way to use understood words

Of course not! He appointed someone very qualified to give the worst to everyone

this is fucked, what else is there to say

the project 2025 stuff has felt far away until now but calling it the department of government efficiency is actually terrifying, it sounds like something you’d hear under nazi germany

edit: I looked into it more and it seems to just be about the government spending/budget but it’s annoyingly unspecific, makes me wonder what they’re gonna cut first

at least he’s giving you a thumbs up

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Do farmers slap cow asses?

That’s why I keep far from those waters.

Wow, I can’t believe Wikipedia would be full of so many misconceptions 😔

this is funny as shit, it’d fit right in with the obvious plant mockups

This probably varies significantly place-to-place, all the kids in my neighborhood this year rang my doorbell fine.

you say that but he’s clearly enjoying it

this is me but jerma, it’s funny that he likes referencing bananas too (or at least did, RIP to banana bros/potassium pals)

I found a page that is more specific, though it is also shorter

with my phone from 6 years ago I could use a micro SD card as internal storage

my phone nowadays installs gambling apps I didn’t download and has rooting deliberately locked down

I felt that an upvote is not enough but I don’t have a meaningful thing to comment so here is a jerma gif showing that I agree with your post:

yes I am a very merry pirate