he called for a strait to open on his way to the golf course

https://toot.cat/@infotroph/117265828677319966

watched Ollie North take the blame on TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_North

i like to link to posts rather than trying to recreate them here. comments there are good too.

plums i think

you can fool some of the people all the time.

🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮

they had filling?

terminal fun; ctrl-d to clear screen

lemmings

that’s how I remember switching to chrome in the 00s. it had become unstable.

firefox became bloated so switched to chrome because faster/better. back to firefox last year. too old to keep fighting ads. thinking off button will be next. yeah addons mostly work

some sort of communism = left wing, propaganda. who built those boxes? why?

‘why is this numbnuts talking so much?’. lying or selling something, again.

spellcheck escaped containment

liked the flip-phones with clips to hang them on your belt. no pockets needed. like a pager

just grab a pair of cheap Clark Kents. girls will avoid you.

use a james bond pen if you only want pictures.

you know what i’m thinking. first thing in the morning so i can skip news all day

they need to go if they aren’t doing anything. ‘vote them all out’ bumper stickers have been warning for years.

add fortune; to .bashrc for occasional laughs.