“Invented” in the sense that Elon Musk “invents” things. Pure ruling elite folly.

And also what you get voting for him.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

GOTUS.

Don’t hold your breath.

They’re eating the cows!

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

It’s about time!

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

Mmiillkk

Net-chicks and fil-A

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

Crooked Don.

He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

Electrify rail freight!

Absent Interest

Well yes. This is obviously not a serious proposal.