When that door is closed, you’re forced to stare at yourself on the toilet.

They didn’t look at that. This is the frustrating truth we have to come to terms with. People are fucking oblivious. They vote for a single issue at most, and don’t understand what they signed up for.

Apparently the balance was supposed to be one person with good faith checking one without. Now we see what happens when every dumbass stands on the corrupt side of the balance.

I was just coming to terms with that, but now knowing he has 3 more days per year to plan than I do… I’m starting to get concerned again.

You can tell it’s a crazy sci-fi galaxy because the year is 3 days longer than ours. They really went wild with these ideas sometimes.

Why does her face look like she’s about to milk us too?

I’d argue against the word “earn” even. One cannot earn one billion dollars at all.

Nobody deserves $1 billion when it would take a teacher about 20,000 years to make the same amount. And it’s not earned if it’s not deserved.

But that’s just semantic ranting, you’re right.

Except that he’s explicitly choosing to be a political candidate for the purpose of avoiding the lawsuits. A lot of these allegations occurred before he announced he was re-running, and then the lawsuits got put on hold.

Your scenario creates a method for anyone to delay consequences by running for office. Although we both know it wouldn’t really work for anyone. Trump gets his special treatment.

Having no knowledge of the situation: If a meme has a risk of being interpreted romantically, you might be in too deep already.

With #1, strong leader probably means the strong-handed over-enforcing leader who’s tough on crime to solve problems. In your example I agree, but I’d also argue the leader is guiding society in that case and it takes everyone to solve problems.

With #3, I think it’s referring to a subset of actual citizens who are treated like “real” citizens over other citizens. Whether it’s by race, class, religion, etc. Some minority of the population is made the boogeyman.

20% off $69 makes it $55. $190-$55 is $135 savings.

The savings seem correct, it’s just really confusing.

I think it’d only be 2 squares for the rectangle of the traffic light.

I’ve been doing a lot of captchas lately and they always seem to want less outer edge than I expect as a probably human. Like if only a small corner of a bus is in a tile, I just ignore it.

Of course it’s insane! To threaten these absolute gods who wield the power of nature (and also accept part time work explaining their plots on television.)

Is their plan to shoot someone who can summon hurricanes?

Was that song in this game too? It’s been stuck in my head for decades from SSX Tricky on XBOX.

What agenda is that referencing? I’m out of the loop.

If submerged land can be called continents, where’s the line between what is and isn’t a continent?

I don’t know what conclusion that would give. That they jump into marriage faster? That they’re willing to leave a bad situation?

I don’t think low divorce rates necessarily correlates to happier people.

The Facebook representative could not answer whether…

This guy’s terrible at his job. Even I can answer that one.

Abso-fucking-lutely yes.

No this is Patrick.

And c/keming if it exists because damn that’s a painful font to look at.