I’m not so sure. I think their allegiance to the party trumps (lol) their sanity in voting for a non-republicab. I mean, look how we got 45 as 47.

Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

No, not voltage, current.

Holy shit, how do you not know there’s hydrazine in the water?

Despite being an atheist, my most cherished possession is my bible. It was given to my mother the day she was born, in 1960, and she presented it to me when I got baptized when I was 10 years old. She died in 2010, and my bible is the last thing I really have of her. I really miss her.

More like having a phone shoved to your face to see a meme that is mildly entertaining at best.

It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.

I also wrote Janeway. Why did I have to scroll so far down to find another?

Captain Janeway

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people, here, in this trailer park.

“When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs on growing hair, that’s up to them.”

-John Glenn

I’ve seen signs like that on the bridge from Virginia to Maryland. It makes sense though, it can be very dangerous with a large speed differential on that particular bridge. It’s kind of a scary bridge. My ex-wife refused to drive on it.

It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

I encourage everyone to join, but I don’t think it should be mandatory because it is most definitely not for everyone. I also support the draft and I believe that women should also be compelled to register.

It’s not pass/fail. They test you on a bunch of different things and give you a percentile score per section and a percentile score overall. They use that to determine eligibility and which jobs you’d qualify and be best suited for. When I joined 20 years ago, you’re not getting in with less than a 35, but it’s probably a higher minimum score now.

In the US you legally have to put a radio on the car for emergency broadcast.

My 2015 Mazda 3 has both and I love it.

Unless something glitches out and you end up being born on December 31, 1969.

Really? You mean you weren’t born in 1900 like I was?

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald’s in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.