you just gotta use stater of the art fire

Wait, you know what else we’ve got that they ain’t? Student debt! Let’s depress ourselves at them some more!

Or dealing with someone’s life threatening emergency and pretending it’s people being late.

I know Maw said not to name them but I hope you enjoy your first session from Bestie and Philberta.

I’m gonna be honest I think we’re all a little high down here

Also I like the cut of your jib. The placement of demolitionable in that sentence was very strategery.

i mean i’m not a lawyer and enjoy crimes, but also burning a flag is protected first amendment speech should you choose to exercise that right so i am given to understand so like i’m not endorsing crimes which kind of sucks.

meaning is where we put it, and you put meaning here by being here.

what OP is trying to say (and i echo) is that despite the existential meaninglessness we struggle through, we value you and hope your day is a good one. that you succeed at what you try to do today.

also flash floods can pick up and carry houses downriver, which can be out to sea where they later sink.

'96 was a year

whenever something happens you don’t understand, a wizard did it

i mean it depends what you are looking for. they have their thumbs in a lot of pies. my favorite amazon alternative is the local public library, but my library is pretty awesome. only end up buying the books i really want to add to my personal library now.

what are the odds i find the one other person in the state with a snively whiplash kink, and it’s the other tie-er

Was it you boomer? It was you don’t lie

Chains and a pickup truck help. Most people like riding in pickup trucks, and you can use the chains to lock them to a friend rack when you’re not using them

English is a generative language. Also they may be high

You were not alive during the early 90s and don’t remember what it was like to have a massive geopolitical vacuum after the fall of the ussr, do you

You don’t need willing vets, you just need to not be chanting anti Statesian slogans or anything like that. Put it in a metal bucket, light it on fire, and when it’s burnt extinguish any remaining flame. If you are solemn and respectful about it, then that’s about all the ceremony they ask for. Can even crack a beer open.

Source: done it

Oh I was thinking one of those one gallon ceramic pickle jars.

Oh see they think the irs is as stupid as the god they worship, so since they didn’t say the explicit words that they are endorsing agent Krasnov, they would argue no.

Ha! He thinks he’s a velociraptor