she turned me into a newt!

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They’re just protecting the the king who, for some reason, doesn’t seem to get old in decades.

You probably take lsd and hug your fridge, slowly disappearing into it.

Is… is this… damn it!

And I was wondering why is doge coin trending so hard.

waking up to see my underscores have been harvested GODDAMNIT GOOGLE!

I didn’t come to lemmy on my break to get called out like this

please use the correct form of title, this is almost the only rule we have here.

Isn’t it funny how lamb is both the name of a cute baby animal and also name of a dish?

She can fix you.

This showed up tight after the “I came during a prostate exam” meme and now I can’t think of anything else

This is a nice hack, I’m gonna try it, thanks!

So you go sleep at like… 6pm? right? right?..

I like this description

I can totally relate

“You need to smile more”

“my alien”? sounds kinda cute you guys should def go out together.

Since when fight club is incel?