Grew up around central Illinois, the whole area blames Chicago for their problems while the true issue is all the auto manufacturing left in the 70-80s. If they formed their own state they’d be worse off than Mississippi. But hey, they’d get to keep Danville and East St. Louis, two of the worst cities in America.

I hit my head on basement staircase ceilings to asset dominance.

If you were in a red state during the Obama campaign/presidency you wouldn’t be surprised.

I wonder if theres a high quality version, I’d love to print out large versions and post them all over town.

I want a go-gurt, damnit!