Apparently in politics he may actually qualify as a spring chicken. I mean shit, he’s been showing up to work and speaking somewhat coherently – he’s already ahead of a number of other high-ranking politicians just based on those criteria.
The AI slop used to generate the ad poster contained a nice suggestion for an alternative name for this crap: 
I taught myself how to fix pinball machines with the help of the Internet. Not that it’s amazing, but proof that someone that’s interested enough can occasionally succeed on some level given enough dedication and determination ✨
What is their play here? Do they have something to gain by men getting circumcised?
Busting out the old classics like they always do. It’s never new material, always stuff to play on nostalgia.
'member when covid took place and all those libs were wearing masks and millions died from vaccines? We do too–vote against your interests, vote GOP 🐘
Are you saying the sources are likely fake or false in some way?
Oh man, now I’m actually feeling a twinge of optimism. Damn you lol
Makes perfect sense! How many companies would you expect to own all the popular dating sites? 5? 10?
Of course not! There should only be one company controlling entire markets, it’s the American way 🤡
I’m sure the elected officials who answer to the public will get right on investigating him.
I will visit with a larger appetite.
Damn, those horns are on fire! I don’t know why modern music evolved away from live horns, they are so powerful and expressive 📯
This is something i think about a lot, though I’ve had a hard time putting it to words exactly.
We live in a largely fake world. Objects and pictures representing things have increasingly replaced the genuine articles. We are expected to be continually wow’d by images on our screens as though they’re as good or engaging as reality. So many stores like Homegoods carry all kinds of items that serve strictly aesthetic value. So much of advertising is convincing the target that the item will improve their lives in extraordinary ways when the reality so often proves itself lesser-than-expected. We even have amounts of money in circulation that can’t feasibly exist. The US national debt is an absolutely staggering number – it’s an irrational amount of money/value. Does that much value actually exist in the world? There are so many things that exist in theoretical space but make impact in reality–it feels fake. Don’t even get me started on AI/deepfakes etc.
I still don’t know if I’ve gotten my thinking straight on this yet, it’s just this nagging thought in the back of my mind i can’t seem to shake.
I heard his name a lot recently but only in the past couple days did i read any quotes or get to know who he is at all. Seems like a solid dude so far. I found this to be refreshing:
The former public health director has stuck to a platform centered on affordability at home and an end to foreign entanglements. He said that Islamophobia is a cop-out because his opponents don’t want to debate substantive issues.
“You can’t actually talk about what you want to do?” he said. “My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is not taking us to war. My name is not the reason you can’t afford groceries.”
“and I’ll do it again”
I mean, when there are that many examples–he’s clearly actually bad
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Newsome?
Only if he can stay awake for the proceedings
Cope a little harder?!
Wait, i thought Trump already declared victory in Iran 🤔