the movie is worth it just for Carlos’ siguiriya dance scene. also smoking is cool af.

am I the only one that lies about tables all the time? I just roll the dice and then pick the thing I want to do

Are you thinking of Jeff Meldrum and not Muldoon? If so, he was also interviewed and featured prominently in this documentary.

they don’t tell you this in school, but you can order a mattress from an online retailer and “return” it.

because every online mattress store is a shitty drop shipper - they don’t take actually take returns, so they ask you to destroy the mattress or donate it to a charity (no charity actually accepts used mattresses). just fake some documentation saying you brought it to the dump and waluigi you have a free mattress.

real image from a real email that may or may not have gotten into my inbox somehow. that or SWIM got it in their inbox. i obviously would never do anything illegal ever.