These might be stretches. Revenge isn’t the entire goal:

Kill la Kill Jormungand

This has been true for a decade now.

Well I’m one of those people you mentioned. Get on it!

I’m gonna be that person and say that if you haven’t made the effort to play a 12 year old game by now, you never will. Not belittling your effort to avoid spoilers though.

Don’t do it. It’s is filled with Ruffians and sour piñatas.

Fantastic name. Great marketing all on its own.

That’s alright. I know a little German. He’s sitting over there.

Definitely my first thought