Dear Sir,

I’m extremely masculine: I work out with my male friends, I drive a humongous car, I only eat meat, I go to the gym with my friends again (all male), and my tummy hurts. I don’t spend time with my wife at all, that would be very feminine. Instead I watch Senegalese wrestling games (these guys are ripped). So you see, I’m alpha to the max. I’m heterosexual by the way - that goes without saying but I insist.

Anyway, please remove the comics about women in NASA. They make me confused and angry and my tummy hurts (I think I need to stop cooking the meat).

No this is an ai

WHAT??? Do you support cancer? 😤 we need to eliminate all cancer hospitals - this is where you get cancer! The clue is in the name

Yeah, ethics (and probably legality) have been out of the equation for a while now. The US are not officially at war. Very peaceful, much friendly. Too many precedents now…

Still I suppose trying to keep the leaders accountable for some of their actions is somewhat positive.

Not weed if you can make mojitos with it

Many people say Zuckerberg is an ostrich fucker, indeed! I’ve heard it many times, and from people usually well informed, that Mark Zuckerberg fucks ostriches. Good for you, Mark ‘ostrich-fucker’ Zuckerberg!

* legitimate telemetry data

Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

OOP is a literal commie. A moderate would have moved to the more balanced, absolutely not fascistoid, truth social.

Sorry I was being woke. Thank you very much for defending freedom of speech by DELETED

Mussolini at the end of his career

Hehe. Why is that phrasing so funny?

What about Hitler losing his job?

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

I am broccoli

Ah ok ok 👍. That makes sense. But I knew that of course. Just to be sure, though, could you explain it again? Ha ha

black

woman

vegetarian

Well done, I’m completely upset now 😡. The nerve some people have to exist. Unbelievable.

I just store them in very large jars. I have several of these now. Don’t know where to put them anymore.

Related: I am on the ride but I have never bought a ticket. How can I get down?

Yeah, eating people was clearly trolling for the lulz. He’s certainly not on a eating-people platform. That would be silly. Okay he might still eat a few people but surely not me. As far as I’m concerned I’m trusting the guy.

2nazi4me

Wow very aggressive comments (left leaning) in here!

Everybody is thinking about the workers, but did anyone stop and think about the shareholders for a minute? Do you know the calorific power of a $1 bill, compared to a $100 bill? Well, it’s actually the same because they have the same size and composition. But the emotional heat they produce is not the same at all. You have to burn a very large amount of $1 bills to warm our hearts. And it’s a lot of work. For our servants anyway. Increase the wages, and you reduce the number of large denomination bills we can burn in our marble chimneys. That literally makes us sad.

Think about it. By increasing the workers wage, what you really do is pile up more misery on the shareholders.

Please 🙏 🥺 we need this. Well not really but hey