I don’t drive because giant daimyos equipped with rocket launchers lay waste on my local roads. When it happens to you, you will find another solution for your commuting.

You can’t win the ‘only island of Slovenia’ contest on a technicality, it would be dishonourable. If Bled wants to be the only island of Slovenia, it should beat the others by the rules: with a banjo duel.

I like your counterpoint and consider myself educated now.

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia

I do. I’ve seen your petri dishes. Your saccharomyces looks like shit and your substrate is pathetic.

The tiny human is part of meal offer I think. I believe it’s a common offering, you’re usually invited to share wings, pizza, a tiny human and ice cream.

ETA: I’m reliably informed it’s usually Coca-Cola, not a tiny human. I stand corrected.

Anglo-saxons got the UWU, nice

Astronauts now: we need ice cream, stat! These space travels are very uncomfortable.

Cosmonauts then: I will jump through the atmosphere with this glorified handkerchief to slow me down

(Me in my armchair, also now: all these guys are such losers. I could do all that any day. But not today, maybe later though)

🥵

Please include these major subgroups of the military:

• (Group1) Harambe apologists
• (Group2) Never nude
• (Group3) Catholic chaplains

This is the name of people who are aroused when they answer the telephone

Dring dring

Howdy?

You ruined it, Margaret.

You enjoy it? Sinner.

It makes you think? Sinner.

It makes you sad? Believe it or not, sinner.

Did you enjoy reading Kierkegaard? Well that was wrong and you are repugnant

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

Michelle Obama was the first white first husband of the US! /s

Gamers handle that every day, and they’re not protected!

It’s the opossumification of the masses by the Beatles. People went ‘hissssss’ and ‘AAAAAaaaAaa’ before burrowing themselves. Weird times.

Good thing for Boeing that their civil aviation branch is above suspicion, otherwise it would be very bad. But as long as they look very serious here, I’m sure they’ll continue to deserve all that public money for their big projects, which is obviously great for everyone! /s

Arsenic trioxide reacts with HCl to produce water, energy and some other good stuff (if I remember correctly - please chemists don’t correct me: not reading that essay anyway). So I would be inclined to think that arsenic is more nutritious than water. Not sure what still stops you from binging arsenic.

I’m on the arsenic diet since I’ve discovered this and expect to stay with it until the end of my li

I’m totally heterosexual by the way. In case anybody would question my sexuality. But nobody would because I’m so obviously heterosexual. I mean, I drive a humongous truck, and I wear cowboy attire and I absolutely love Brokeback Mountain, the cowboy documentary, and I eat meat, and I am heterosexual, so yeah.