Duh. If he’s in debt, he just needs to buy more iPhones to resell them at a lower value. This is not hard to understand.

Or better still, create a network of resellers who would buy iPhones in exchange for recruiting additional iPhone resellers (imagine a pyramid). The growth potential is almost infinite!

OOP is a literal commie. A moderate would have moved to the more balanced, absolutely not fascistoid, truth social.

Sorry I was being woke. Thank you very much for defending freedom of speech by DELETED

Mussolini at the end of his career

Hehe. Why is that phrasing so funny?

What about Hitler losing his job?

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

I am broccoli

Ah ok ok 👍. That makes sense. But I knew that of course. Just to be sure, though, could you explain it again? Ha ha

black

woman

vegetarian

Well done, I’m completely upset now 😡. The nerve some people have to exist. Unbelievable.

I just store them in very large jars. I have several of these now. Don’t know where to put them anymore.

Related: I am on the ride but I have never bought a ticket. How can I get down?

Yeah, eating people was clearly trolling for the lulz. He’s certainly not on a eating-people platform. That would be silly. Okay he might still eat a few people but surely not me. As far as I’m concerned I’m trusting the guy.

2nazi4me

Wow very aggressive comments (left leaning) in here!

Everybody is thinking about the workers, but did anyone stop and think about the shareholders for a minute? Do you know the calorific power of a $1 bill, compared to a $100 bill? Well, it’s actually the same because they have the same size and composition. But the emotional heat they produce is not the same at all. You have to burn a very large amount of $1 bills to warm our hearts. And it’s a lot of work. For our servants anyway. Increase the wages, and you reduce the number of large denomination bills we can burn in our marble chimneys. That literally makes us sad.

Think about it. By increasing the workers wage, what you really do is pile up more misery on the shareholders.

Please 🙏 🥺 we need this. Well not really but hey

Same for France

It’s been pretty clear for a while that Bibi doesn’t give a shit about the hostages. They’ve already served their purpose for him

Wow Israel must be in panic it happens to them next.

/s

I have viewed your comment, therefore I wholeheartedly agree

Ah yes. Elon’s salute. The famous salute. Sounds OK to me if it’s just a salute. Is there some simple way to describe this salute, to give the reader an idea if it’s a good or a bad salute? I wonder if there would be a precise description for this salute, my dear journos?

Ah yes it’s a nazi salute, of course. Easy to forget this adjective, since it’s completely harmless and very mundane.

Not sure where I fall into this chart.

I can tell you. You’re in the shit distro+shit browser part of the chart. Terrible choices. Not like my distribution which is so good. With a very good browser.

No I haven’t read what your distro is. Nor your browser. Irrelevant.

My distro? You wouldn’t know it. Very niche. But very good. Maybe the same as yours, but not the shit one. The good one.

Am I a moron? Sure. A moron with a good distro. (It’s ubuntu+chrome, if you know it)

He’s not transphobic, he’s “only” misogynistic. Which is only 50% transphobic I suppose