In Canada the first step to legal gun ownership is emailing the RCMP and asking for gun safety training. Then they email you back a list of qualified instructors in your city.

Once you get the safety training then you can apply for a Possession and Acquisition License which allows you to buy firearms and ammunition. Once in possession of a firearm you need go register it so that if you are caught with it you don’t get in trouble.

“Restricted” firearms include hand guns and revolvers so if you want one of those then you need to repeat the process once more including the safety training and get a Restricted Possession and Acquisition License

Microplastics are my kink…

It shrinks into his head as your fist approaches it. Less of a face than an event horizon

Let it breath before you kill it forever.

That doesn’t matter. What matters is that they get their way. We have to just sit on our hands and let them hurt enough people to make MAGAs switch allegiances. Or just let them keep killing people until there aren’t enough functional MAGAs left to make any meaningful opposition.

There is no point to argue with them. Just let them do it.

The Democrats have been chasing the mythical moderate conservative at the expense of the progressive left forever and have learned nothing. I want a fire and brimstone progressive who is belligerent and aggressive

Oddly, Iranian women showing their hair is the best way to defeat the Iranian regime.

I am leaning into the whole “Democrats have god-like power over the weather” conspiracy because it pleases me to use that as a reason for voting Kamala. Why vote against the team with the hurricane machine? They are obviously much stronger.

Maybe the squirrel bit that guy because the squirrel knew deep down that guy was here to fuck up the squirrels life which he did by inserting himself into the situation.

This would be my villain origin story when they are talking about “what drove him to commit atrocities”

I don’t think the government needed to get involved. If this guy was hoarding animals then okay. He had a squirrel and the gov’t killed it? Thank you gov’t I really feel safer now knowing you killed this guy’s squirrel.

Imma put my foot up yer turd pocket

sniff… the good ol’ Lemmy switcheroo

You need more bicephalous

Phil Collins at prime sexual potency

How could anyone think this is right?

People who hate women do. Conservatives hate women and enjoying their suffering and pain is absolutely part of their motivation.

It is too generous the benefit of the doubt to just say they are ambivalent about women suffering from this. Having the power to hurt other people is all they care and want

Hurting women is part of the platform. This is not even an ‘unintended’ consequence.

Thank you for your service

I do not have a hard time believing that he feels so very badly for himself and all the unnecessary trauma that he feels that he has endured.

Imma sit on a blanket and eat pancakes in protest but i want you to film my arrest