C# devs be like

public string? Name { get; set; }

“1” + “1”

I am mad about this.

Mmmm… Pickle…

I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

No mention of WTF-PL?

I see memes here that my friends don’t see. My internet points have been on the rise since using Lemmy.

Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”

just a nibble…

Friend, if that’s all it takes, I got news for you…

I love consuming guys

My 6AM friends all start falling asleep around 9PM. Meanwhile, I’m awake until 2AM. There’s a place for night owls and society needs us.

This should probably have been marked NSFW…

He said outside your comfort zone

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .

Can I self-host selfh.st?

This is the stance I’ve decided to take. I get to be selfish about this, I get to decide what happiness is to me, and I don’t have to justify it to anybody. They’re not me and they don’t have to live in my body. I’m just gonna transition without any input from anybody else because nothing any naysayer has ever said has been helpful.

Edit: and I don’t need to explain or declare my transition, either. “Because I’m a woman,” should be plenty explanation enough and I won’t hear any word about it.

It could be Sleep As Android