Technically, he froze to death.

First: Diana Prince

Best: Leslie Knope

Twitter was a turd. X is a turd marinaded in diarrhea sauce.

Wouldn’t that leave J.D. as the president? Not a better outcome. Maybe even slightly worse.

At least there’s an elevator. It could be a walk-up.

This is assuming that each inmate who threatened to kill him did so only once.

“…in excess of $50k.” This language is defined by the Florida Wrongful Death statute and means at least $50,001 but can be much more.

When I served on a jury, the judge had us leave the courtroom multiple times. Once the trial was over, the judge told us what was being discussed when we left the room, and the reason the information had been excluded from testimony during the trial.

Had the DA tried to introduce this information while the jury was in the room it probably would have made it more difficult for us to come to the same verdict. I imagine that if the DA tried to do this often enough, it could lead to a mistrial and possible disciplinary action.

Max has always been in the library.

14/10 with rice.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

I think a better question is, for those who have shitty parents, should it be a school’s responsibility to fill in the gap, or should there be other social programs made available so that there isn’t an undue burden placed on teachers and school administrators?

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

Two words: McCain/Palin

I couldn’t disagree more with that. That’s the kind of thinking that results in the perpetuation of all kinds of racist and bigoted laws that strip people of their personal freedoms.

There are still laws against sodomy in many states. Those laws are backwards and antiquated, but they are still laws. I would expect every DA in the country to throw out a sodomy case involving two or more consenting adults not only because it’s a stupid law but because spending tax-payer money on such a case does nothing to protect the public good.

Is that a paint job, or did he just have his car dipped in a vat of Sunny Delight?

*A statistically irrelevant number of people…

Many of us have this choice made for us.

Real poo for my sham friends.