Prince Andrew? Is that you?

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime’s boots theory

Look down at the thighs and

This is the way

As a large languag model I do not drink water

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French’s escargot (snails)

Thermite pots? Or maybe scary GM termites