The little legs at the end!

Ingenious.

They’re falling up, what else could he possibly have meant?

Road salt has no mercy.

There’s a lot of things the American People don’t want.

I can only assume they posted this before they died.

Pretty much. The new aspect is that everything the US does now is intended to benefit Trump and whoever is currently in his favor (but mostly Trump). Given how often he changes his mind, there’s no telling what’s coming next. Being the wildcard and having nuclear weapons is a dangerous combination. The world is right to worry about us.

Why are there all these kangaroos in Oklahoma?

Considering that this shark is about to get its liver torn out, this fits.

Could be. I was on my bike, and they ran as soon as they saw me. Slightly larger than a German Shepherd but with a different body shape and longer legs. There’s plenty of wild and domestic prey for them along the trail I ride, so not surprising they’d be hunting there. I’m usually out before sunrise and see a lot of wildlife that most people don’t get to see.

I live in Western NY state, and even we have coyotes now. Not numerous but noticeable. They’ve extended their range beyond what you might think from the Roadrunner cartoons.

The look of confidence on his face is certainly something.

There’s absolutely no rule that says Corn Man’s body has to be vertical, so it isn’t.

Why stop at having your children die of preventable diseases when you can also have your pets die from preventable diseases?

The Da Vinci Code. It was laughably awful. This includes the premise as well as the writing. Dan Brown is probably sleeping on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies, though.

You get the behavior your incentives encourage, whether you realize what those behaviors are or not.

Trump does a lot of things he supposedly “can’t” do. Why would this be any different? Even if, for some reason, they pick this to say “no”, he’ll just find a way around it.

Liver failure.

For not raping them?

Did we listen? Nooooooo!