…yet!

Why does he have to tweet about this? I though the president had dials and knobs on his desk to control oil and gas prices?

You are correct i do not watch any mainstraim media or news. Everything has to come to me filtered through friends, family, or lemmy.

Does she? I havent heard that name in what feels like a decade

I feel this too. War looks so different these days, but with all the bullshit going on with israel too, its hard to argue that we aren’t already in the early stages of a truly global conflict.

Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they’ve been such a constant in your life.

Mate we used to navigate from large physical atlases. I remember having to pull out the state atlas and find page for the county we were in and then route a path and navigate my mom to our destination when I when I was like 12.

What does manual transmission have to do with parallel parking?

spent $250 million dollars to get him elected

Please stop spreading misinformation, Elon spent $44 billion (yes with a b) getting him elected.

Heck i’d get enough for me too and join her!

Gilliam was almost picked to direct the Harry Potter movies.

Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

Thank you for sharing. that was a wonderful blast of nostalgia, I quite enjoyed it.

It me

Laundry detergents dont have bleach in them

You can do both. Source: my weirdo daughter.

Conservatives have nothing real to rage about. Everything theyre mad about is only because they’ve been told to be mad about it by conservative media, who is telling them to be mad about it to politically control them.

Time to call in maga houses to the ICE tip line?