Shrubbery

in the distance Fortunate Son can be heard

Here is the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9zCI4SI6v8

It’s kinda hard hearing what he is saying, some of it sounds reasonable.

The actual guy in your comments:

“Allen Key” is a trademark, “hex wrench” is the generic term.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_(brand) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_key

“holiday”

That term is usually reserved for an expected day off work. I’m not American though, do you get a day off?

In the first example I’m not saving any money. In the second, I get to save $75. That’s money that I can put into my savings account.

/s

“Tax season”? You mean all year, every year?

if Jesus was real

But Jesus was real.

Don’t feed the trolls.

For those interested, enough caffeine to kill a horse is greater than that for a human. This is assumed to be true, but here are some sources.

A fatal dose for an average adult is about 10g.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine#Overdose

This source investigated caffeine intoxication of horses. There were days where the horses consumed more than 10g, they had symptoms that were alleviated once their source of caffeine was removed.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3317824/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXYMRcWbF8

This is the tune.