Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

I’ve seen people comparing the DOJ response to Luigi Mangioni and Kyle Shittenhouse. The fact that Rittenhouse is free should tell you everything you need to know.

That’s because their Orange Messiah has promised to ban video games as part of Project 2025.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

They don’t want to stop kids having sex. They want to stop them having safe sex. More stupid consumers to buy stuff. More child labor. They’re trying to kill public education, public health (ACA), and other social benefit programs. They want us stupid and dependant on the wealthy for absolutely everything.

It gives me hope that one day when some intelligence agency is combing through my online footprint for a motive, they won’t have to look too hard.

I should update my Goodreads account…

Jesus fucking Christ…

It’s an old reference but it checks out

Hey check out this “both sides bad” centrism over here.

And now the US in 2025

1000 black tomahawks of FREEDOM

Trump’s loyalty/humiliation test

Incorrect

Y’all got any of that sweet smoke?

AP mumu was the real surprise.

I’ll just file that under “things I never wanted to know.”

The closest I can relate is having a vasectomy but even then the pain is in the recovery.

A lot of businesses destroy stock. 1 broken cup in a pack of 6? Into the crusher. Not saying it’s an acceptable practice, but it’s more common than just Amazon.

I bet that toasted his buns. His ego is at critical mass.

Well I’m glad you understood their meaning as it wasn’t clear to me from the context.

I received your reply, but for some reason I can’t see it in the thread. Any chance you have the “bot account” checked in your settings or is it just weird federation issues?