Slay the Spire

Sheet mulching

"Hold still, please. " he croaks as he hole punches the forehead.

I remember 2008. McCain vs Obama. I preferred Obama but honestly I wouldn’t have minded too much if McCain won, it was just Sarah Palin that was crazy.

Contrast that with Jan 6th, 2021. The loser of the election incited a riot and attack on the US capitol and democracy. This individual is running again.

There’s usually a point in hobbies where you can find a great price/enjoyment point. Until you want to go deeper down the rabbit hole

I love the use of the word “unearthed”. It evokes imagery of someone with a potted plant digging in their backyard when suddenly they discover a relic of copyright law on VHS tape!

Too easy, there’s never anything good on prime day

It’s coming for you… I’ve already bought it and played it all the way through on pc, switch, and android

Having mixed gender friends is not the issue. They sleep in the same bed and do sexual stuff together. OP said they are a package deal. OP said the roommate may not be able to move out.

I’m going to be honest. This will be a big hump to get over for most people. They have to be very trusting or vulnerable early in the relationship because this situation makes it very easy for you to cheat on them. Or your friend to get jealous and poison the well

Back on the farm grandma used to put all the male donut holes in a cheese cloth and drown them in icing. Industrial donuting really lacks the care and compassion of family 'nuting

Grandpa! It’s me, I’m your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!

Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

He’s parroting good points he hears used against him.

“You don’t have a plan”

“That’s a lie”

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable

Ayyyyy, you!

Wow, so this is what it’s like being on the other side of an alien abduction and probing