My tired brain looked at the thumbnail and thought that CRINK was some new onomatopoeia for wine glasses being tapped together

Its missing the command to forward every screenshot to Microsoft

My 2 cents is that at the low levels, players need a bit of a buffer. A Lvl1 wizard with +0 CON can be one-shot by a goblin rolling a crit, to say nothing of the bugbear boss of the first encounter in Lost Mines of Phandelver (many people’s first introduction to DnD 5e)

So minor selective fudging to keep the characters alive long enough for them to at least be wealthy enough to afford a Revivify seems like a small and harmless enough concession to me

How right you are, comrade Smith