You’ll need to be more specific about which of the pictures of random guys you mean he looks nothing like

It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

I got permabanned on there for saying child abusers should get beaten the same way they beat kids. The reason given for the ban was “promotes violence”, I appealed the ban and their response was “we don’t want people promoting child abuse, do not contact us anymore”. I don’t know if some admin was having a bad day or just illiterate but there are some power tripping mods and admins on there that will ban and remove for literally no good reason. The fact that they accused me of promoting child abuse when I was saying the complete opposite was pure trolling.

“It’s not me, it’s you”

Microrubbers sounds like condoms for guys with unfortunate situations in their pants though

War? What is it good for?

And here I was thinking political assassins have a keen interest in horseback riding and swinging mallets

There’s a reason why it’s common for people to occasionally want to camp out in the middle of nowhere with no technology for a bit. If I read about some horrible news like a grandma getting shot picking olives on her own land I try to follow it up with something more lighthearted such as kittens hugging puppies. Like eating pickled ginger as a pallette cleanser between sushi.

It can be beneficial for a lot of sports

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I’m walking right back out…to tell the secretary I’d like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

There is a theory that natural human psychology wasn’t made to handle all of the world’s atrocities. People experience a “bad news burnout” because some of us constantly feel disappointed in humans as a race by hearing/seeing sociopathic behavior on an international level every day.

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?

Man, I hate dealing with contractors too

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

What name are you accusing me of calling you? Lol I accused you of things you never said? What you said was so racist that it was deleted by a mod. Haven’t seen gaslighting like this since I accidentally watched Trump debate highlights.

Friendly one, aren’t ya?

I guess genocide just isn’t my kind of humor

That’s definitely in the top 5 most ignorantly racist things I’ve heard/read this year