I’m surprised people still write that in their work email.
Writing a long letter to friends or people you want to work with is one thing, but for routine work email it should be short and to the point, nobody has time to read an essay about wells if your job doesn’t involve, well, wells.
On the other hand, I could be aggressively breakdancing as I’m typing this comment on my phone as you are reading this, and you would have no idea either.