It had the lunchly cheese on it

https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Oh good, someone finally built the Torment Nexus. I was so worried that the title “Don’t Build the Torment Nexus” would have put them off of it.

“READ A BOOK!”

Switched to Firefox in 2023 and it’s wild how much shit just works now.

Nein

Literally 90% of my problems are because billionaires exist. My rent is too high, groceries are unaffordable, my car is one dashboard light away from breaking down. All of these problems are solvable with the money that billionaires extract from my labor.

I think the seven seas be particularly fine this morning, arr.

What fucking red line?

I bought a Blahaj the other week and my god it is so soft. I’ve been cuddling with it every night since.

Sounds like the company needs to increase its bus factor. Luckily, I can help the company by not doing any of this nonsense, to pressure execs into hiring more staff so that the team is robust enough to weather a catastrophe.

You wouldn’t shutter a studio that produced a critically acclaimed game and then tell your remaining employees they need to make more games like that one.

“I’m especially good at defenestrating!”

Well yeah, but have you thought about how doing something might impact profits this quarter? Unacceptable!

But can it handle AAAA games?

…A sphere obeys.

JFC. Imagine saying ‘Strike One’ out loud in person if you’re on a date or something. Someone does that to me, the date is over. I don’t have a lot of self-respect, but I have enough not to tolerate that bullshit.