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Fuck oaths, amirite?
Former Farker, former Digger, former Redditor, current Lemming (or Lemonhead? Not sure which, but I’m all for it!)
Fuck oaths, amirite?
Thank you so much for governor “Hot Wheels” 🤙🤙 I’d make fun of Ken’s face, but my mom had bells palsey and is in a similar state 🤷♂️
Backwards-ass Texas
He is both the big spoon and the little spoon
I live here, and the best way I can describe it, is as “enthusiastically, and ignorantly, stubborn”
Not my first choice, but to each their own 😁
Spatchremoveded turkey is where it’s at, my friend
It makes them easy to separate for entry upon the short bus 😁
Guess I know what’s on my mind, I did a double-take thinking they hired a PR firm with big ole tiddies 😂
I hate having that awkward conversation after confusing the two
She treats her employees very well
I always like saying “no love like Christian love”
In some real rural areas, you’ll have Sherrifs going up for election throwing raffles to buy votes, newer ideas are guns, but most of the time it’ll be meat (like a quarter of a cow, or maybe a full half if they have $ to throw around)
It’s cool, best I can get ATM is OliveIP, which is a router i purchase from them that turns cell signal into wifi 🤷♂️
I’m out in the middle-of-nowhere east Texas, and they just laid fiber out down our street…color me impressed
As an athiest, go get on Jesus’ good side and hope for a better afterlife
She’s trash, don’t care what she has to say about anything
A broken clock is right twice a day
Getcher prison pocket ready, fucker