But twitter has the best amateur porn that’s not blocked in my state. /s

Biscuits and gravy. It’s the most American thing I do is pig out on some good biscuits and gravy.

Whenever I don’t bring my lunch to work my only options are gas station food or McDonald’s. Every time I go to McDonalds I get a cold meat patty on a hard bun, with the cheese somewhere on the side. The limp undercooked fries and bland nuggets that have the consistency of playdough.

I go to the gas station without hesitation.