I recently rewatched the video of the UN assembly laughing to his face. Insanity that he’s still respected as any kind of statesman

The big yellow one is the sun!

Sad that we have already had to endure him for a longer period of time than separates us now from 2032

What about his diaper?

Good thing Arlington is in Virginia then… Oh wait, fucking youngkin

This is a brilliant joke that works on multiple levels

I mean, why not? The current tactic of making the catastrophic severity of climate change abundantly clear doesn’t seem to be working on the ignorant American public, or even their homes sliding into the sea or being consumed by wildfires. Whatever works

Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™

I got that on my computer in 1997 and kept getting pop ups for gay dating websites

I really liked that game and got to 100%, but damn the frame drops. Did the devs ever fix that? It was excruciating anytime you took the hover bike anywhere

And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

44 and nevermore…

5 weeks until sentencing. In theory

That’s the thing, when you’re famous, they let you sit on them

Interviewer: Please, take a seat

JD: Ummm, here? Really?

Dear castingcouch.com,

Do you have any without the women?

Sincerely,

JD

A bigger question is, how could we tell that even happened?

Edit: I mean short of him dying or becoming a drooling vegetable. The man is already deeply deranged and exhibiting significant mental declind

Four Seasons Total Landscaping is back on the menu, boys!

God, where is Triumph when we need him

Cue campaign finance violations and ensuing endless litigation and appeals that ultimately goes nowhere slowly. Sigh