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I agree with you, but did you really have to use the phrase “fishing out a juicy chunk” in the context of diarrhea?

I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You’re not wrong, Walter…

And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp ballot?

What a little shit.

The fact that billionaires hate her tells me she’s doing a good job.

There’s also the email that could’ve been a “man-up and make this inconsequential decision by yourself, Dave”

I regularly take essential oils to flush the toxins from my vagus nerve. (/s just in case)

BTW stands for Beta Testing Workshop, which is the “bleeding edge” version of Arch that gets released early. You probably want the stable, long term support version that only gets released very infrequently, like every 3-4 days.

I like how he’s facing right and left appropriately in each picture.

I just quit my job, gave away all my money, and burned my birth certificate. Am I doing longevity right?