Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

I mean… technically she wanted to live Nowhere.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I’ll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

Okay wow, I can’t believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won’t pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don’t know shit from fuck, but that’s where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

Ironic that he’s an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.

NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”

Problem is that something like this doesn’t really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don’t think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.

Like that here too. I hate feeling like I just stepped out of a shower any time I walk out my front door.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.

Idk, I was assured that pigs had a chinny-chin-chin.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

Mine never turns off the fucking radio

I’ll fight anyone who says 1998 is retro. I’m getting old, but give me a few more years damn.