7bicycles [he/him]

why would it be horses. horses have never been proletarian transportation

The odd thing is I’m pretty sure “You’re dying because there’s no doctors but as it happens a woman comforts you” is sort of like a male fantasy

IR Smoke Detectors with IOT would do the trick here and seem a likely choice on account of they didn’t include some bullshit about AI recognition, but it also makes them hilariously easy to game. Just spray some axe near it, you know us teenage boys, we smell. Or hell, dust.

also bypasses anyone in the IT Department having a shred of conscience because you don’t even gotta really connect to the local network

And you, sir, are worse than Hitler

I genuinely thought this was an internet-wide joke á la the futurama egg sandwich from the gas station bathroom, possibly even based on it, not like, actual thing. What the fuck is in those things?

Hold up Gas Station Boner Pills isn’t a joke?

They defend very specific acts of animal cruelty and then claim to be very much against all animal cruelty

I don’t think it’s all homophobes

I’m not sure this is straight men being forced to reckon with anything tbh

succumbed to the terf madness, many such cases. see also: graham linehan

hard boiled eggs and livers tbh

Doug Stanhope sums it up perfectly

Most of all Zoos will gladly sell you meat products right next to their closest “protected (because few)” relatives while going on about conservationship. If Elephants were common, they’d sell you that shit, too.